How soon is now?
Ok, Boston. You’ve had your fun. Enough with your numerous championships in multiple sports. I will never feel bad for any of your sports fans again.
If it can happen there, it can surely happen here, right? Right?
And I don’t want to wait until I’m 100 years old. I’d like to be able to celebrate while I’m young, please.
However, if the Eagles do win and I’m 90, I’ll take it. I will force my nurse to push my wheelchair around in circles as I take extra hits of oxygen. You know, for celebratory purposes. I’m pretty wild!
As a born-forever-insane Philadelphia sports fan I feel like we’re next in line. The worst thing about living in California is that a) nobody gives a shit about their sports teams because b) no one is actually *from* California.
It sucks I can’t go to a Phillies/Eagles/Flyers game whenever I want. What blows even more is that Philly is getting an MLS soccer team (I know!) in 2010. Dreams can come true.