life.

I am Kyle Shank. You can email at my first name dot last name at gmail dot com.

I am the CEO of

Mythical Man

Newspaper telemarketing

I just got a call from an older telemarketer trying to sell me a newspaper.  I told her I wasn’t interested.  She asked where I get all my news.  I told her I get everything from the Internet.  She then promoted the coupons they ship for my wife.  I told her I was 23 (implying that I’m not married).

The world certainly has changed in the past 50 years.  Back then everyone read the newspaper and got married by 23.

I thought it would be mean to tell her that my startup eliminates the need for a newspaper ever again :)